Smolboi.xans

smolboi.xans prefers his name all be on lowercase. He's a cool guy, I guess. Likes to mess around. Can be friends with anyone. Has way too many likes and hobbies. Suspiciously likes piss way too much. Decided to leave the lore, but still has remains of lore in him. May or may not share info about smolgorl.xana.

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"That's my man xans, alright" - Bawa

Deaths
Almost in a chronological order:

1st death - Among Us GIF of red killing yellow (aka xans).

2nd death - Tried to say "piss" but dies of stroke instead.

3rd death - Tried to say "piss" but dies of electrocution instead (Note: this was back when he almost actually died from electrocution).

4th death - Tried to call out dead chat and dies out of nowhere.

5th death - Went furry mode and tried flirting with a live wire but instead electrocutes himself.

6th death - Gets electrocuted to death trying to get jinxed to actually get electrocuted in real life.

7th death - Dies of suffocation.

8th death - Gets sacrificed in a blood ritual by getting 'stabbled' with a soul stone and then dropped into a volcano for no reason at all.

9th death - Tried to say "we are the egg" but dies of seizure.

10th death - Went to take a swim in a flood and dies of osteoporosis.

11th death - Tried to smell batman and dies of mustard gas.

12th death - Got bonked too hard to the point of comatose for 5 months in the hospital. He then woke up, got released from the hospital, and then proceeded to trip and die.

13th death - Forced into a freezer to freeze to death, but he escapes, only to find out he was teleported into Mount Everest with that freezer and dies of hypothermia.

14th death - Dies from ghost pepper. How he died to it is unspecified.

15th death - Chanted Poggitus Champitus and dies out of nowhere.

16th death - Attempted to dip from conversation but trips and dies instead.

17th death - Dies from just how much edge is in the song whatever xans was listening to at the time.

18th death - Thinking he was a miner, he went to a random cave and got avalanched by boulders and dies.

19th death - Tried correcting "rekt" to "wrecked" but dies from cringe instead.

17th death - Tried to enter a chat, but trips just by the door frame and dies.

18th death - Gets hit by his own schizophrenic self's fists and bleeds to death.

19th death - Tried roasting Streemy's PFP, but the PFP got bullied so much, the PFP came to life and beat his ever life out of him.

20th death - Dies from peer pressure.

21st death - Dies from too much clones of himself flooding onto him and suffocates him.

22nd death - With a wish to have a heart attack, a lightning bolt strikes him straight through the roof above him and kills him.

23rd death - Overdoses on cringe and dies.

24th death - Made a "hello [words]. im xans" joke but dies instead.

25th death - Shot by Blue Jay and dies.

26th death - Dies from old age somehow, despite being clearly a teenager.

27th death - In the middle of a bore ragnarok joke, he realizes he's in a death loop, in which he starts looking around to see what danger is ahead of him and what could possibly kill him, only to explode out of nowhere.

28th death - Dies from unoriginal bri'ish joke.

29th death - Got boosted down the stairs by fatmanuwu and dies.

30th death - Tried to explain why people add dashes at the end of cut-off sentences but got cut-off and dies instead.

31st death - Got sniped by Charles from another server. Happens in another server.

32nd death - Died of laughter.

33rd death - A giant appears in front of me and tries to kiss me, only to suffocate him.

34th death - Chokes on his dinner from a few minutes ago and suffocates to death.

35th death - Gets bombarded by midget emojis, suffocating him out of his life.

36th death - Falls into a toilet and drowns.

37th death - Drowns in gravy dip.

38th death - Drown from all the sh*t shot by the sh*tgun.

39th death - Was asked to smell if someone's handkerchief smells like chloroform, only for it to be mustard gas and he dies. Happens in another server.

40th death - He proceeded to end the "final" death hype with a boring electrocution.

41st death - Hyped up the "final" death for an entire week but kept on getting postponed, so Bawa hires a sniper that shoots him and he dies.

42nd death - Made a "hello [words]. im xans" joke but dies instead. Happens in another server.

43rd death - Wanted to get bonked to sleep, only to get bonked to death. Happens in another server.

44th death - Tried to make a joke on showing dream fan art on an anti-dream server and dies immediately. Don't ask how. Obviously happens in another server.

45th death - Crouches and loses balance, making him tumble over and accidentally land on a conveniently placed pitchfork and dies.

46th death - Tried to answer Marie's guessing game of where she lives in but just dies out of nowhere.

47th death - Dies from a punch from Marie.

48th death - Tried to sprint out of the conversation but trips and dies instead.

49th death - Died of hypothermia.

50th death - Tried to say piss but gets shot by a sniper instead.

51st death - Stopped talking about the current apocalypse and instead tried discussing the future but instead dies. There's no reason why he died. He just did.

52nd death - "Redoing its pose as much as im doin yo mo-" and then he dies. Honestly, he deserved it.

53rd death - Shot by xana.

55th death - Gets stabbed by a bird.

56th death - Mod made a joke about their members being discorders and xans made a joke "discorder? more like disorder" and then gets killed by the mod. Don't ask how. happens in another server.

57th death - Accidentally was mistaken as a Danganronpa stan and was electrocuted by electric chair. Happens in another server.

58th death - Gets shot by Marie in an attempt to leave conversation.

59th death - Gets killed by Marie's animated emoji of Susie from Deltarune attacking. Happens in another server.

60th death - Tried to understand the family tree in the lore and dies from brain not functioning no longer. Happens in another server.

61st death - Thinks too much about math so much he dies.

62nd death - Drowned because tea was thrown at him.

63rd death - Dies from sudden exhaustion.

64th death - Gets shot by a banana sniper and dies. Use your imagination what a banana sniper is.

65th death - Thanks to luckdennis's emojis, he is chopped up into bits as a grandma and dies.

66th death - AidenOS Bot threw a bot towards xans and dies. Happens in another server.

67th death - Dies from a random thunder strike and for some reason, cannot be resurrected by others.

68th death - Tried to make a bore ragnarok joke but dies due to how many times that joke has been repeated. Happens in another server.

69th death - Gets sniped by Mary Poppins and dies.

70th death - In an attempt to not maintain funny 69 death number, he jumped off a bridge.

71st death - Dies from the silence in chat.

72nd death - Dies by getting crushed to death by the amount of messages being sent by an @everyone.

73rd death - A mod from another server throws a gun at him, hitting him, giving him a concussion, and dies. Happens in another server.

74th death - In an attempt to count his deaths, he got consumed by a black hole and was spaghetti-fied.

75th death - Slurps himself to emptiness and death.

76th death - He thought he was on a bunk bed with his lil bro, but it was not his lil bro on the lower bunk. He then mysteriously dies that day.

77th death - Straight up dies (featuring sparkles emojis).

78th death - Gets swallowed by black hole and dies.

79th death - Disintegrates into nothing.

80th death - Gets destroyed by a satellite laser with some sort of a green slime dog logo on it and dies.

81st death - Gets and error and gets shutdown, which stops his heart and dies.

82nd death - Gets hit by a lightning bolt, which makes him lose consciousness, falling over, and dropping into a river, drowning cutely.

83rd death - After learning that they are about to die, he dies.

84th death - Gets pinged, distracting him from using the jackhammer, in which he accidentally jacked his way off a cliff and dies.

85th death - He slips on a banana, throwing the machete up in the air as it lands towards the planks below him, breaking the bridge and making him fall into a river and drown.

86th death - Drinks all the virus in the world and dies.

87th death - Light bulb comes out of nowhere and bonks him and he dies.

88th death - Tried to share his knowledge of the deal with airline food but dies from hunger instead.

89th death - Dies in Spanish for the lore.

90th death - Gets stabbed, which makes him fall off the stairs in which Marie comes by to give him a lit dynamite stick which blows him to bits and die.

91st death - While doing some kick flips with a yoyo, Baska sings golden wind, in which xans says "no" then dies.

92nd death - Trips and plucks eyes out and then bleeds to death.

93rd death - His face gets put into a toilet in which he accidentally drinks all the toilet water, filling up his belly, and explodes.

94th death - Does a split and accidentally cuts his body into half and dies.

95th death - Gets shot on the shoulder, making him spill blood in which he slips onto a toaster and gets electrocuted and dies.

96th death - Gets turned into a heart and just a heart, in which he dies from no blood input.

97th death - Dies from a random heart attack.

98th death - Dies of blood loss from all the mosquitoes sucking out his blood away.

99th death - Falls off of the roof and goes splatter on the ground and dies.

100th death - All of a sudden, the building next to him collapses, crushing him to the bone. He somehow survives and struggles towards the light, in which he gets saved, but taken away to a secret lab, where he was fed to failed experiments of monsters. He died in decapitation before getting eaten.

101st death - Astro explodes and the debris catches xans and he dies.

102nd death - xans didn't want to talk about lore and dies in an imaginary fire.

103rd death - There was a beast named Chat and xans tried to greet them, but instead got trampled by them and died.

104th death - Someone threatened that we all must say "z" to live, but xans never said "z" and died from a falling anvil.

105th death - xans took Tank Man's robux and in retaliation, he gets thrown into space at extreme speeds, in which he dies from the pressure of that great speed before he could even reach space.

106th death - He jumped onto the spinning blades of an electric fan and gets turned into tomato paste.

107th death - He tried to make a joke, but there was no funni nearby, so he died.

108th death - He tried killing chat with a gun, but misses and the bullet ricochets all the way to his skull and he dies.

109th death - He grabbed a baseball bat and busted his own kneecaps, in which he bled to death.

110th death - Wishing to get shoo'd off the internet for a while, he was swiped away with a broom then kicked to death.

111th death - As he was looking for a dog to suffocate him, a shelf falls on him and kills him.

112th death - Astro explodes, which results to the floor cracking and opening up a pit, in which xans falls down, takes fall damage, and dies.

113th death - Overshine used '/kill @e' and xans dies.

114th death - xans drowns in a fridge. No other specifications.

115th death - Astro explodes and a satellite catches the seismic frequency of the explosion or something and it crashes down on xans. Note: I failed science.

116th death - xans wanted a lung reveal, but got convinced to show off his lung and asked Ace, the surgeon and a mod, to perform the operation to reveal lung but instead, xans evaporated into dust and died.

117th death - A random camel backflips and crushes xans to death.

118th death - He tried to jump into a conversation but he slipped and fell headfirst onto the floor and died.

119th death - He detonates out of nowhere. He probably ate something explosive, like chili!

120th death - He blows up out of nowhere again but somehow, there's confetti and candy all over. Is xans secretly a piñata or something?

121st death - He turns into a pizza, where millions of people eat him as he feels every single bit of being bitten here and there, and then he dies.

122nd death - He hydrates too much in a swimming pool and drowns.