Lukalo

(A 2019 member)

Name: Lukalo

Species: Alien/Vampire/Human hybrid

Relatives: Peter Griffin (Father), Alien (Mother), Hoardina (Wife)

Allies: Almost every active person on the Yubcord, Obama REDACTED, Some Mods, Cthulu (good friend and roommate),

Enemies: UwU hivemind(?), Obamium Being (unknown, he seems to show a dislike towards it

Occupation: no set one, but has done jobs such as Hitman, selling eggs (the lootbox kind),

Abilities: Absorbing the essence of foes thanks to his vampire DNA (both forms), flight (human form), pulling out 4 black alien tendrils out of his back (human form), shifting his bodies shape (slime dog), eating literally anything and absorbing it (skyscrapers, ghost meat and things that dont have a physical form) (slime form)

Humanoid form: funny teenager with orange hoodie, messy brown hair, green eyes, jogging pants and blue shirt

Slime dog form: (annoying) dog made out of green slime

Backstory: An alien crash landed on earth, near count dracula, which lead to the following conversation: "hey johnny look at this stupid looking squid that fell from the sky lmao" "dracula thats an alien i dont think you should touch that" "im gonna drink its blood and vampire-fy it lmao", followed up by Dracula following through with his claim and biting the alien, causing it to freak out and run away, towards the house of peter griffin where it slapped him to absorb his DNA, laying an egg that then hatched into Lukalo. Peter Griffin disposed of the Baby Lukalo in a trash can, which was then found my employees of GMD corp and taken back to their work place. Years later Lukalo grabs a bunch of Tattletails of GMD corp and steals one of the employees cars, drives away and crashes, loosing his memory, after which he then followed the path he landed at, ignoring the tattletails and ending up in the yubcord. Then after some years of vibing he met an Inkling woman named Hoardina, which he later married and had a child with (Callie). Eventually, after several years of living with his wife the UwU hivemind attacked earth, destroying the majority of australia in one of its attacks. In order to kill the attacking cosmis entity Lukalo recovered An Urn with the ashes of a dead god from the bottom of the sea and put cola and mentos in it, releasing the essense and soul of the god, which he proceeded to absorb, becoming powerfull enough to eventually fight and kill the UwU hivemind, absorbing its remains too. But his human flesh couldnt handle the powers of 2 gods, melting it and reducing him to a dog made out of slime.

Hoardina:

Lukalos wife, currently trapped in Inkopolis due to a quarantine, her Ink color is purple and is the mother of callie. Not sure what else to say about her

Cthulu:

Lukalos roommate, the yubcord Cthulu is very different from the actual Cthulu. For starters, he doesnt want to wipe out Humanity and is actually quite a nice guy, he really likes tea and tea parties, and enjoys baking things like pancakes or edritch cake. Lukalo accidentally crashed with his car into something, causing Cthulu to awake from his sleep under the ocean, which he went into on accident due to unknown reasons, and became friends with him, and then roommates. Cthulu comes from another dimension where physics and logic dont like existing, and where everything is weird and has powers, even the cooking ingredients, leading to eldritch cake bending reality on its edges.

old backstory: After finding out how to breed roombas Lukalo bred an army in order to fight and kill the UwU hivemind, one of the roombas evolving a magic pocket dimension instead of a bag. After finding out about sexydorfs death and cremation in the mariana trench Lukalo somehow managed to get the urn up, mixing cola and mentos into the ash in order to release sexydorfs powers and absorb them into himself using a roomba. With this spike of power Lukalo and the roomba gained immunity to the UwU hivemind, and decided to battle it themselves, and beef up using an ancient arrow from egypt. Using a spaceship Lukalo and the roomba flew to the UwU hivemind above the atmosphere. Once they defeated it they absorbed the uwu hivemind into Lukalo, but this was too much power for the bodies of Lukalo and the roomba to handle so they melted down into a dog made of slime with a pocket dimension as its stomach.