Briefcase

(Non-canon) Hello. I am Briefcase. I have seen the years before time and the existence before existence. I am omnipotent. I don't have an origin, because I AM the origin. Without me, everything would implode in on itself. I created this existence, and when you inevitably die off, I'll move on to the next one. My true form is too incredible for your feeble human brains to understand, so I took the form of a briefcase. Thank you for your time.

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